Hiding my glove in the bushes, I would pose as an innocent spectator until a right fielder with chores to do forced them to take a chance on a social inferior like me.

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Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, the Disney film is based on the famous section of Fantasia where Mickey Mouse tries to ensorcell a broom to do his chores.

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Several years ago, the massive American Migraine Prevalence and Prevention Study found that half of those who struggle with migraines can't do household chores and a third forgo family or social activities.

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And I sure in blazes don't need a man who can't do his equal share of the chores.

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We'll do sailing, chores, nightwatches - there's a lot to be done on a big boat like this.

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In general, women are still the primary parent, and they still do more household chores, which involves both physical work and a whole lot of mental work remembering appointments, planning meals, getting the paperwork in on time.

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In couples where both parents are bringing home pay, fathers spend nearly 11 hours more a week on paid work than mothers do, while mothers spend more time on unpaid chores.

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