Buy the usual button for a bachelor, thimble for an old maid, etc.

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This kind of concentration makes the typical money manager with a comparably sized investment book look like an old maid.

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Northern English word meaning to worry and complain, as if one were an old maid, about something of near complete unimportance.

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If you want to invest like an old maid, DIY.

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Plenty of controlled aggression can be heard on 30 Year Low's alternate take of "Aspect of an Old Maid" (Okkervil River's Will Sheff sings the male lead on the set's other version), as Bracy and McCardle, each acutely aware of the other's bitterness, frantically trade lines and barbs.

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