Earlier, arriving in ascending order of royal rank, members of the British Monarchy and Middleton family made their way down the red-carpeted nave of Westminster Abbey, greeting guests before being seated.

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There they find, in ascending order of strangeness, Dr. Cleave (Ian McKellen) and his brooding patient Edgar (Marton Csokas), whose career includes stints first as a sculptor and then as a homicidal maniac.

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Theirs was the least bulky of the bodybuilding categories which rose, in order of ascending mass, from Bikini to Figure to Fitness to Ms. International but they looked as sinewy as velociraptors.

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