Future Leonard Skinners, as in the Jacksonville gym teacher and coach whose former students bastardized his name into Lynyrd Skynyrd, need not apply.

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Rather, the emphasis is on the people and organizations who shaped then bastardized Prohibition by manipulating Presidents, Congresses and the public, and by fomenting anti-immigrant sentiment and fears of urbanism.

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Sure, include a remastered soundtrack and make them look all spiffed up for the Blu-Ray, but give us the old films back, not the new bastardized versions Lucas foisted upon us for no good reason other than vanity and boredom.

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Typically, these notes (also frequently referred to as Employee Forgivable Loans or EFLs) are bastardized versions of bonuses but for the fact that the employer firm pointedly takes exception to characterizing the payments as fully earned bonuses and is typically meticulous to draft the written documentation as a loan supported by promissory notes that are forgiven on anniversaries of employment.

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