It is my honor and my personal pleasure to be the first to address you as my fellow Americans. (Applause.) And welcome to your White House. (Applause.) Now, I know this day carries a lot of meaning not only for you, but for your family members and your fellow service members who join you today.

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My pleasure perhaps some day I too will be able to install one in the living room of my Pierre Koenig-designed Case Study House in the Hollywood Hills and invite my supermodel friends over to stand around looking sexily constipated around it.

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It is always a pleasure to be here, and to have the opportunity to exchange views with my friend, President Yudhoyono.

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Japan was my first stop in Asia as President last year, and it is a pleasure to be back for the APEC summit.

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One of my clients, a not-to-be-named publicly held pharmaceutical company in my area with billions in its bank accounts, takes an evil pleasure in dragging out payments to its suppliers.

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