My guess is this person works in PR, marketing or retail it would explain the short, back-of-box style blurbs they seem to be able to get their hands on.
When located, the grave was found to be too short for the corpse, leaving the head tilted forward, and the unusual position of the hands suggested the body may still have had its hands tied.
For a player to hold "average cards"--for the short-term fluctuations of randomness to even out completely--the universe ofhands must be greater than most players see in several years.
This does two things in the short run: it decreases the amount of bonds available to be owned and increases the amount of cash in the handsof investors.