Then when the Republican wing of the Republocrat Party freezes him out of its privileged slot on the ballot, he will be positioned to pivot into a third-candidate run against both heads of the two-headed Republocrat beast of prey.

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The trick, of course, is not to become the prey, so you peer through bushes to see the beast before it sees you.

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