Big wig businessmen take schools that are falling apart, financially buying them, and put them on the Wall Street market for a pretty profit.

FORBES: For-Profit Colleges Are Not The Problem, State Schools Are

He wore a wig like a big woolly hat, a red floppy bow tie, a yellow speckled vest, and a black coat, and he was emphatically gesturing with white-gloved hands.

NEWYORKER: Mr. Bones

For many years parking meters held no fear for Cruzians because a clown, wearing rainbow-striped pants, a wig and a big red nose would drop coins, gratis, into meters about to expire.

FORBES: Booby Prize