The excisions all but deleted a dopey character (Jar Jar Binks) and got rid of several other annoyances, like Anakin Skywalker's shouts of "Yahoo!"

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The heroes are Anglo-Saxons, the villains and goofy characters have Middle Eastern and Caribbean accents and mannerisms (though Jar Jar Binks is an insult to intelligent life everywhere).

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And I'll confess, as mad as I am at you, I will be there at 12:01 am again to see the 3-D version of that torturous experience that is Jar Jar Binks.

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Jar Jar Binks aside, what was truly missing from the prequel trilogy was the personal story that made the misadventures of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, and the rest of the marvelous cast so memorable and unique.

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While certain characters from film, such as Boba Fett, might be considered a threat to the public safety (and who want to be seated next to Jar Jar Binks on a six hour flight?) Inigo Montoya, who eventually exacted revenge on the man who killed his father, is really not a danger to anyone.

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