One is a slim, stylish blazer, the other a ski jacket that makes more sense on a chilly afternoon.

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Either way, blazer or sports coat, for at least one night next weekend, I'm going to wear my purchase with nice jeans, a crisp button-down shirt and maybe a bolo tie because I'm pathetically starved for attention and, well, LOOK AT ME!!!

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Redditors take turns advising one another on how to buy that first blazer.

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One is a downtown denizen perpetually clad in a black blazer, skinny tie and black bowler.

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Nozad has the peppered-hair look of one of the money guys, but in his soft blue blazer, adorned with a pastel paisley pocket square, he buoyantly bridges both groups.

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