Not if you take a moment to reflect about it the next time you order a burger topped off with rotted ungulate bodily fluid.

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Part of the trouble is that on the bodily-fluid score and on the lesson-to-be-learned score, they face unbeatable competition from the real-life folly of the moment: the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky affair, which almost everyone agrees is both none of their business and compulsory viewing.

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Mary Konye, 21, has been charged with throwing or casting a corrosive fluid with intent to burn, maim, disfigure, disable or do grievous bodily harm.

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