The first submission Marc Smirnoff received for the Oxford American was a poem from John Updike about a bowel movement.

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However, unlike some other foodborne parasites, cyclospora doesn't become infectious until days or weeks after it's passed in a bowel movement.

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In December 2009, nearly six months after Patrick was born, he had a bowel movement in a diaper for the first time.

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