With a cancer diagnosis, Anje and Darbi should've been thinking about anything except me, but that's not the kind of hearts they have.

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My mum loved me but couldn't express it except through food, when I asked her to look after my three cats within six months they were obese and within two years all were dead!

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But these provisions were almost rendered totally silent for almost everyone (except a few mavericks like me) by FDR with the advent of Social Security and by LBJ with Medicare.

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"I didn't want to do this here, but I've met someone else, and he's a lot like you, except he likes me for me, and we are getting married, " Stefon said.

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Laughing, he tells me that different body parts are required for different types of rituals, but that kidneys are useless, except as exports to rich countries for transplant.

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