And we don't have the name of North Carolina, Syracuse or Georgetown, but we are still here, we show up every single day, and no matter how anybody feels about us, when you step in between those lines we're all equal and we feel like we can take on anybody.

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But here we are, ten years later, still fighting with our heads held high and our ranks swollen with new recruits.

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But here we are months into the iPhone 5's existence and my 4 is still trudging along crankily as software updates conspire to remind me that it's an aging calculator bestowed upon me by the ancients.

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