Sadly, no, the system cannot be used to cook up some fries or a donut while sysadmins are working on it: it uses mineral oil, not quite the thing that you cook food in.

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It utilizes application controls that restrict usage of suspicious applications automatically and sets up a black list of apps that cannot be used.

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