No matter -- among his many talents is the ability to carry a tune.

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He could not read music, but he could carry a tune if he heard it enough.

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Perhaps they should have reported that ETF investors are better looking, make better lovers, and can carry a tune better than traditional mutual fund investors.

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No, he doesn't have Wayne's redwoodlike physical presence, but the Duke, on the other hand, couldn't carry a tune in a holster, so I'd call it a draw.

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"I sing in the shower as they say, and I can carry a tune - but even my ability to carry a tune deserted me under pressure, " he says.

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