Yet the Canadian government risks becoming a pawn in our domestic political catfight.

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The catfight began in 1996 when Kellogg (nyse: K - news - people) sued in Memphis, Tenn.

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"We think we've come up with a way to end this catfight between Internet service providers and peer-to-peer users, " Krishnamurthy says.

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That has been followed though by a catfight between Perez Hilton and Tequila over her publicizing her grief to increase her fame.

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Its main flaw is a deficit of action, especially in the first hour: by default, the first-act climax becomes a squabble between two of the women stereotypical catfight stuff.

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