Then they would help you use a two-man crosscut saw to chopoff a piece of wood from a tree stump they had spray painted in red with the Old Spice logo.
But you've got that buffer of a large expanse of land and you expect bits to chopoff with the weather and the elements, and the cold and the hot, but you don't expect that.
American said last week that by offering early boarding to passengers who are traveling light, with only a carry-on bag that fits under the seat in from of them, it can chop two minutes off the time it takes to board a narrowbody aircraft.