Sign up for a Netflix trial and you get 1.2GB added to your coffer.

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Laying pessimism aside for a moment, there certainly are a lot of good points to a federal coffer brimming over.

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Too much of a rate increase could further destabilize banks, while too little could risk the FDIC's insurance coffer being underfunded.

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And certainly the only thing more annoying than listening to Jingle Bells is listening to it played from a nearby cubicle-monkey's coffer.

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