The chef, sporting stretch jeans, a T-shirt, and a Grace Jones coiffure, is dancing for the crowd.

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But thanks to his iPad, this musical chameleon of coiffure has added a few more titles to his resume: technologist, tinker, producer.

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She speaks with a thick accent and disarming warmth that at first seem at odds with her polished coiffure and star-studded address book.

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The sister had fallen forward, so there was no face to be seen, just her great flowery swathed knees and dark hair with its elaborate and outdated coiffure.

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The trademark blue suit, the ubiquitous handbag not far from her side and the perfect coiffure succinctly enshrined the public perception of the country's first lady prime minister.

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Still, the winds blowing toward eventual separation are slowly gathering strength, and not just because the North's Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, he of the electrified coiffure, has shared bulgogi with the South's slick-haired Kim Dae Jung.

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Gary Oldman, who plays Dracula, is perfectly opaque and remote in the seduction scenes: he has no sex appeal. (As the old Dracula, leering wrinkedly beneath a crullerlike coiffure, Oldman has his moments, though.) The picture just keeps coming at us indefatigably, unstoppably, as if it were pursuing us through eternity, and it leaves us feeling mysteriously drained.

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