Finally, after what felt like several hours, I conked out.

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There are they guys that can't choose between the beer and the really attractive woman who inevitably gets conked on the head, something - by something at the end of the commercial.

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Creaky Candlestick Park has endured more embarrassment than joy in recent seasons even this year, a preseason game versus Oakland was marred by violence, and the lights conked out during Monday Night Football against Pittsburgh but rookie coach Jim Harbaugh has conjured a trace of that long-dormant magic.

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