The White House should, once and for all, flush away its current constipated, actuarial approach.

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Especially not when you apparently look rather constipated while riding it (at least the dude in the video did).

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But he never evolves into more than a constipated rich guy who communicates in pained glances, curt demands, and other signifiers of manliness.

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Nerve cells in the colons of constipated people lack dopamine, too.

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The court was told that in the lead up to her death, Ms Hyndman's stomach became bloated, her eyes yellow and she was sick and constipated.

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And so it goes dully on, a political process constipated by its own lack of real conviction, hence one that's only ever really animated by scandal.

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Last Christmas season I went to L.L. Bean to order some rain gear and repeatedly watched my computer curl up like a constipated dog every time I clicked on the order button.

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Even more intriguingly, nerve cells in the colons of Parkinson's sufferers who are constipated contain structural abnormalities known as Lewy bodies, which are a hallmark of the affected brain tissue in people with Parkinson's.

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During two decades of constipated economics and politics, the deadening sense grew that Japan had lost its appetite for risk, whether entrepreneurial derring-do or even, in the context of a population that had begun to shrink, the risk of picking the wrong mate.

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My pleasure perhaps some day I too will be able to install one in the living room of my Pierre Koenig-designed Case Study House in the Hollywood Hills and invite my supermodel friends over to stand around looking sexily constipated around it.

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