They could name it Zeke, buy it a little corncob pipe and a straw hat.

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"My younger brother made himself a harmonica out of a corncob, and I didn't need no microphone, " she said.

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Ignoring them, he would quietly bolt pieces using a screwdriver made of a heated nail attached to a corncob.

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It used to be impossible economically to break down the inedible part of a plant, like a used corncob and other parts of a plant, into cheap, usable sugars to get ethanol at an economic price.

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