Annoyed by the party crasher at their mating game, at least 100 salmon shot off into the jade water.

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Sure, the crasher who stole the mic from the All-American Rejects brought a smile to our faces, and the many jabs at celebutante Paris Hilton made us giggle, but we wanted more.

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Using the statistical projections for those teams simulating this season 3, 000 times, the Yanks, Red Sox and Rangers are now virtual locks to make the playoffs, while the Tampa Bay Rays, a small-market party crasher three times since 2008, got a healthy bump as well.

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