Head on down to our source link to read the paper that's so complex it made our eyes go cross-eyed.

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"The window in which 3-D looks 3-D on that screen and doesn't appear fuzzy or make you feel cross-eyed, is extremely narrow, " he writes.

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When I suggested that my 87 year old mother in law try a portable wheelchair on a trip she had planned, she looked at me cross-eyed.

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Well, my dog had looked at me a little cross-eyed.

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The television audience got to watch it all live: the cross-eyed canvassers holding ballots up to the light under the big round magnifying glass, searching for signs of intent.

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Then he went to the front door, on the other side of which waited Danielle, who was shivering, staring cross-eyed at the door handle rather than at the monstrous mountains around her.

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Even making nice with her cross-eyed boy.

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The most you can expect by way of scene-setting here are occasional keen-eyed observations by Jesse Stone, the hero, of the women who cross his line of sight.

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