Now all we get is the meet cute, a montage, a kiss, then acoustic song into fade out.

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There's no meet-cute, for example: Pincus closes the elevator on her and then steals her cab.

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And above all, what were the couple thinking in telling their story in a space normally reserved for feel-good, soft-focus meet-cute tales?

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Classic meet-cute material, except for the setting.

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