Nevertheless, there will be a degree of irony if banks, which have just been begging for capital from sovereign-wealth funds, have to instantly turn from damsels in distress to knights in shining armour.

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For the damsels in distress, slower-paced fun can be had with a stroll around the grounds, which contain tropical gardens, cascading waterfalls, serene lakes, and pristine pools, or a leisurely day on the sands with a good beach read.

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The left's war on moms exposes their true feelings towards women -- that we are the victims, the proverbial damsels in distress waiting for Washington to come riding in atop its white horse named bureaucracy to fix our families, prescribe our medications and send our children the bill.

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All women are damsels-in-distress who have no idea how much danger they are exposing themselves to with every Foursquare check-in.

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