Would you be better off if Thomas Edison and Steve Jobs had been dim-witted?

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The list includes dim-witted, power-crazed princes of the realm and witches, chief among them Lamia (Michelle Pfeiffer, here, as in "Hairspray, " wonderfully full of rage about her lost youth).

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We are too dim-witted to understand that taxpayers often seek out tax preparers because they have rental properties and become subject to the Cost Recovery, Passive Loss and At-Risk Rules.

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The word on the street is that Microsoft is determined to call the next Xbox anything but the "Xbox 2", since they're supposedly convinced that dim-witted consumers will assume that the PlayStation 3, on account of it having a "3" in its name, will sound more advanced than an Xbox 2.

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