Paris employs a huge work force to keep the city clean and its use of golf cart-like vehicles to vacuum dogdroppings has received admiring -- and sometimes wry -- attention in the international media.
The only constants are a ball and something to shoot at whether it's a garage door, the immaculate goals at Barcelona's Camp Nou or the space between two sweatshirts on a bumpy threadbarepatch strewn with dogdroppings.