Consequently, your new strategy must make clear that it is being designed to counter Islamofascist Iran both in terms of its subversion in Iraq and with a view to working with the Iranian people to bring down a government that they hate as much as we do.

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Actually, I hate my family, she says, squashing the patty down with a spatula until the grease starts popping.

NEWYORKER: Miss Lora