The rubbish elite were enjoying a dustman's holiday and deciding what to buy.

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Crespo might need a trawl around the Capital's second-hand record shops for his final acquisition - a copy of the Lonnie Donegan classic, My Old Man's A Dustman.

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Of course it wasn't, and as 2am approached I had already pencilled in my application to be a dustman - a practice I always went through in such circumstances.

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