And if unconventional transportation spins your wheels, don't miss the shape shifting Uno 3 electric scooter and this masterfully-crafted Tron segway that could out-geek a lightcycle.

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The same goes for an electric scooter coming in 2014.

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"The abiding memory is of her arriving and leaving church in the electric scooter and she used to come in the side door, scoot across, park up and into the front pew, " he said.

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And Renault, which is making the biggest push into electric vehicles, is planning to launch a scooter-type car called the Twizy (in which a single passenger sits behind the driver like on a motorcycle), a midsized family car called the Fluence and the sportier Zoe.

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We also showcased several novel electric vehicles, including the crazy Uno 3 transforming scooter which is now available for pre-order.

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The best way, then, to avoid practicalities of frog-pig sex, Scooter's species (and whether or not Skeeter is canon in this universe) and Electric Mayhem's drug consumption is with laughter.

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