Lampard brought up Chelsea's seventh with a controlled header from Anelka's bullet cross, while Bent rounded off the goal frenzy at the other end with close-range finish in stoppage time.
He almost skipped Monte Carlo, and his early matches were uncharacteristically sloppy and tentative, though he rounded into top form by week's end and broke a three-match losing streak against Nadal (all of the losses had happened on clay and in finals).
Paolo Guerrero - who was banned for five Bundesliga games on Thursday by the German Football Association for throwing a bottle at a fan at the end of his side's 0-0 draw with Hannover on Sunday - rounded off the scoring in injury time with a finish which went in off the post.
There was then drama at the other end when Alexander raced out of his box to close down Arshavin but the Zenit man rounded the goalkeeper only to look on as his shot was nodded off the line by Sasa Papac.
The rounded, almost kid-friendly edges aren't the markings of a high-end product either, but Archos tempers the cheap materials with a stainless steel frame that surrounds the 10.1-inch display and carries through to the back of the device.
In the interest of improved aerodynamics and noise reduction, the front of the vehicle has been rounded and softened, ineffably feminized compared with the previous model's teeth-baring front end.