Instead, the most you can do when you spot a diva in your midst is to ask them to exit stage left.

FORBES: Recruit Stars -- Not Divas

Exit, stage left, for U.S. Ambassador to Luxembourg Cynthia Stroum.

FORBES: What Did Hostile, Bullying U.S. Ambassador Cynthia Stroum Do To Warrant Her Exit?

Britney and Kevin exit, stage left.

NPR: Overheard at the Water Cooler (in Cube-Speak)