Only a clueless conservative wearing a green eyeshade could make a statement like this.

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But why should anyone who does not own a green eyeshade actually care?

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George Gilder worries green eyeshade Republicans will conspire with Democrats to "solve" the budget crisis and "save" Social Security by raising taxes.

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And then there was Ryan Vincent(ph) from Culver City who was sporting a red eyeshade, the kind you wear on a plane to sleep.

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If coverage of the World Series of Poker on ESPN has inspired you to host games in your basement, you'd best think twice before strapping on your green eyeshade.

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But that's just a green eyeshade calculation.

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But that's just a green-eyeshade calculation.

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