Hedge fund managers are the swashbuckling business titans of the era, getting fabulouslyrich by charging their investors steep fees and using their winnings to snap up sports franchises.
While we wait for the winners to step forward, most of the rest of us will have to come to terms with the fact that we will probably never be fabulouslyrich.
One of Mr Obama's luckiest breaks in a luck-laden career came in 2003, when Mr Axelrod agreed to run his Senate campaign rather than that of another potential client, Blair Hull, a fabulouslyrich investor.