But it's all so we can play in the big leagues with the other fancy pants of the Web.

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One edge of the card, meanwhile, fits into your iPhone's port (assuming, of course, that you're not one of those fancy pants iPhone 5 owners, you big shot, you).

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Users can have their Twitter and Facebook feeds, or areas of the news that interest them, read aloud in a really fancy-pants voice.

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Which still strikes us as kind of fancy-pants.

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John Tester, a Democrat who endorsed same-sex marriage on Tuesday, put the logo up as his profile on Facebook while the clothing site Bonobos swapped its usual Facebook pic for the red square using fancy white pants for the equal sign.

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