The box reads, "Finally, an alternative to the embarrassing Fanny Pack!"

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Amid vintage BSC memorabilia (including the hard-to-find BSC fanny pack) at Scholastic headquarters in New York City, I had the opportunity to speak with my childhood idol.

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Agents found a 40-caliber semiautomatic pistol in his fanny pack.

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You see it in airports those battling duos of travelers bickering over whose fanny-pack holds the boarding passes.

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Fanny Mann crowed, expertly tapping the pack so that one jumped out.

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