Well, actually, I hope that I play well, and Stephen plays like a fart.

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So yes apple has the most apps but how many fart apps do you really need.

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An old Dormobile van, painted with flowers and with a fart-ing exhaust, dropped them off in the drive.

NEWYORKER: The Swan

The news media jumped in, but of course their job is to make a mouse fart sound like it's a nuclear explosion.

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The movie itself mutates from one thing to another, throwing in beer slobs for the frat-house crowd, fart jokes for the preteens, and so on.

NEWYORKER: Evolution

There are slow passages, and sequences that lean too hard on self-pity, but there are many more moments of crazy transcendence, plus a fart joke or two.

NEWYORKER: Black and Blue

Like that time you cut a fart on the moon.

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We tried every distraction we could think of water, cookies, DVD player, fart noises, crossed eyes each giving us just a minute or two of respite before we had to conjure the next bit of vaudeville.

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