We find ourselves at Seven Oaks College, where a bouquet of female students is bunched together: Violet (Greta Gerwig), Heather (Carrie MacLemore), Rose (Megalyn Echikunwoke), and a newcomer by the name of Lily (Analeigh Tipton).

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The event, held by Magdalene College's Wyverns club, involved female students in a jelly-filled paddling pool.

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Any college or university that starts to ask such questions establishes a great marketing initiative to recruiting future female students and improves the finances of alumnae who may be prone to donate more to their caring alma maters.

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On the nearly 40 college campuses that run Elect Her, a program that trains women to run for student government, female students comprise over half of the student body but only hold about a third of the executive positions in student government.

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