Again, the story of a woman attempting to impart wisdom gained from years of fighting in the dating and love trenches with little to show for it at the end of the war.

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But Bay is essentially erasing almost 30 years of love for transmogrified adolescent reptile ninjas by claiming each turtle is less of a fearsome, fighting toxic anomaly and more of a forest green E.

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