Alas, all it succeeds in doing with its Rube Goldberg fix-up, however, is fouling up the foul up even more, fomenting more discontent and inflicting more hurt as its geniuses attempt to convert the sinking ship into a flying ark.

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For Russians who have had it up to their eyeballs with United Russia, the fix was in.

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Like any good hacker, Richardson decided to come up with a fix: He developed a do-it-yourself TV remote control that will automatically mute the television when certain celebrity names are mentioned.

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To keep up with all of the loopholes, IT managers would have to fix patches almost daily.

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Mr. SEAN ELSBERND (San Francisco Board of Supervisors): If localities all over the country are doing bits and pieces to various parts of immigration reform, we're going to end up with a haphazard approach to it, and we need a national fix to this issue, not a local fix.

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