One woman looks positively majestic in her green spandex leotard and wild flaxen hair, posing on a great white horse.

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To prove it, Trump does a remarkable thing: He lifts the flaxen locks that flop above his forehead to reveal, plain as day, a normal hairline.

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With around 25, 000 commemorative mugs, 12, 000 plates and 15, 000 kitchen towels all bearing the face of the couple, the weight of expectation on the flaxen-haired royal seems increasingly heavy.

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