Every morning, my wretched millennial friends awake to freshly brewed tunes from our favorite blogs.

CNN: Who needs radio? I'll take the Web

As panicky villagers fled for cover, leaving behind their freshly brewed beverage, the elephants drank to their heart's content.

BBC: Elephants have been raiding villages in search of beer

The freshly brewed coffee was poured.

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