Meanwhile, Friar Tuck is giving Juliet a potion that mimics death but only puts her to sleep.

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Dondarrion is Robin Hood with an eye-patch, and Thoros is Friar Tuck.

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And as for jobs and growth, he couldn't give a Friar Tuck.

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