Platitudes like these have been the stuff of commencement speeches from time immemorial.

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After a long pause, filling the room with palpable courage and conviction, Mehta recited a quote from Dr. Albert Schweitzer, a philosopher, physician and medical missionary, whose words have inspired him since time immemorial.

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