One of these days I'll get my own back by getting you to a cricket match and explaining the rules to you and some of the terminology that you'll have to try and getstraight, as I tried last night.
Pietersen's decision to bring himself into the attack proved inspired as he tempted De Villiers to get out cheaply, chipping straight into the grateful hands of Bell having scored 24.
But before the news cycle turns to other momentous matters, such as the search for his successor, let's get something straight: This man is the best coach who ever lived.
If we could get the market straight so that customers were paying for it, I believe you could achieve at least as great improvements in health at a much lower cost and spread over a wider fraction of the population, but it is not easy to go from one market to the other.