You're geographically challenged, would get lost inside a paper bag and need help getting around town.

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In Pyongyang, the rhythms of life hark back to a previous century: the city goes dark at night, and the most common way of getting around town is by foot.

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For getting around town, it seems perfectly adequate.

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People walked and rode their bikes -- Bergdahl's preferred way of getting around in his small mountain town -- and they stood for a solemn singing of the national anthem.

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If I were given total power, I could very easily engineer a nation in which coffee would become a huge social problem - a nation in which young people would binge-drink coffee every Friday and Saturday night and then rampage around town centres being anti-social, getting into fights and having unprotected sex in random one-night stands.

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Republicans braying on about passing a balanced budget amendment while the president threatens to put the country into default and hold up Social Security checks reminds me of a bunch of puffed-up, town politicians milling around the scene of a building fire, getting in the way of firefighters, giving press interviews amongst the ladders and hoses, demanding stricter fire codes to make future fires impossible.

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