But they you know how here, the bad kids drink beer from kegs and get in fistfights and go sledding drunk?

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Even when it's snowing outside, I'm fired up. (Applause.) I don't know where else you can go sledding in Halloween. (Laughter.) It's like, what's up with the snow this soon?

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