Seriously, Golden Axe is one of the greatest games ever made.

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Also, just like Golden Axe, you can ride on mounts.

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Besides being able to check your Facebook account, email your girlfriend, call your Mom on the holidays, or play a Java version of Golden Axe, you can take a college class via your mobile phone.

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Mr Morgan, a father-of-two from Monmouthshire, was found with an axe embedded in his skull outside the Golden Lion pub in Sydenham, south-east London.

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